• Me: I won't get jealous
• Me: Who's this fucking whore

How do girls still get mad at their boyfriend’s for watching porn?

How?

Have you watched porn? IT IS EITHER FUNNY OR SEXY OR INTERESTING OR IT GIVES HIM IDEAS FOR THINGS TO DO WITH YOU.

You might enjoy it. You could even watch it together, yanno? It does not mean he doesn’t have an interest in you. It means he likes sex. And seeing sex. And thinking about sex. And these things are all okay. And, like I said, he likely thinks about doing these things with you, so. Just relax and let it be. 

About 20 minutes until the start of my three-day weekend.

Peach tea is so good. SO GOOD.

I am in SUUUUCHHHH a good mood today. Everything is great right now. Plus, I get a three-day weekend. CHYEAH. I think I’m going to order pizza tonight and play League too. How good is my life, amirite?